dark facial hair – it’s that I have so much facial hair, period, and laser hair removal apparently doesn’t do shit for blond hair, so these visits to the laser hair removal place are getting rid of the ten or fifteen dark hairs on my upper lip, but doing nothing to the light hairs. (I got a prescription for Vaniqa from my doctor the other day; I’ll let you know how that goes.) I left there, stopped by the grocery store for a few things, and got home a little after noon. Then I spent the afternoon making dinner (to take to the Smallville house with us), cleaning the cat room, scrubbing out the litter box, and cleaning the kitchen. I’m feeling overwhelmed this week, because I have shitloads of things left to do for Christmas – wrapping presents, sending out packages – as well as non-Christmas things to be done – running to Sam’s for just about everything, for one – and I just have NO FUCKING TIME to get it done. I have appointments every day this week (hair cut and colored this morning, doctor’s appointment on Friday) except Thursday, which I expect to spend cleaning the house. I need a vacation, is what I need.
This position makes her look positively svelte.
“Ah, zees lahf. Eet ees – how you say? – so deefeecoolt.”
“I will cut you.”