Best of

The first entry.

The first rant.

Fred’s first journal entry ever (a guest entry).

Cute spud story.

I Will.

The Stuck-up Rich Bitch.

The Frog.

The Naysayers.

Woman of the Year.

Fred tries to poison me.

Hamster Sex.

Too much time online?

How I met Fred.

What If?

O Christmas Tree.

The kitties plot to kill me.

Our trip to Deliverance country.

The motherfucking laptop.

Shooting the messenger.

The downfall of Senator Stanley J. Boogerton.

HateCat/ HellCat memo

My day in motherfucking pictures.

In which I get my arm stuck behind the bed.

Fred likes cheese… just not on a salad.

YOU WOULDN’T LIKE ME ON A RAMPAGE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

From the pages of Fishing Frank’s diary.

NOTES TO PAST AND FUTURE ROBYN FROM PRESENT ROBYN.

Acme Portable FURnace.

(This part is just so I don’t have to search through my archives to figure out when we adopted the cats)

Meeting Miz Poo for the first time.

Bringing Miz Poo home.

We adopt Mister Boogers.

We adopt Tom Cullen.

We adopt Sugarbutt.