Forbes Magazine, and by the end of five minutes, I was squinting my best, but couldn’t make out a single damn word in the magazine.
All of those, while fun, simply don’t compare to the absolute funnest part of the morning: the part where I got to stick the shade thingy between my glasses and my eyes, so that I could see well enough to drive home.
Am I not stylin’?
The good news: the pit Dr. B saw in my left eye is a scar on the side of my optical nerve that I’ve had since childhood, and which was either caused by an infection, or is congenital. The more good news: if the scar had formed on the other side of the optical nerve, it would have interfered with my vision; since it didn’t, my vision is fine and I won’t have any vision problems from the scar. The even more good news: there is no bad news! I’ll be happy when my eyes un-dilate, though.
Look! I’ve got soul-sucking eyes, just like Diana Degarmo!
Surely someone out there knows where I can pick up a cheap knockoff pair that looks just like those? Pleeeeease? I lurve them, and want my own pair!
If anyone knows where I can find some, it’s y’all. I have faith in you!
“Mother, can a doofy cat not sit in the sun and mind his own damn business without you pointing that frickin’ camera at me? Uh, him?”
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HAHA @ “soul-sucking eyes”. Her eyes are pitch black, aren’t they? And that joker smile… eep.
Love the smart and sassy, by the way. Good stuff.
Thank God I own prescription sunglasses. No need for goofy-ass looking shades. . .
Spanky looks sweet – no nasty stuff going on in his mind!
Glad to hear Spud is doing ok. I really dislike the bible belt. They love to shove their religous, pro-life views up everyone’s ass. No wonder there have been so many religous wars. I swear – most believe in 1 god – no matter they call him or her. Geez. . . I’ll jump off the soap box now.
Robyn,
Check out this link:
http://www.qksrv.net/click-1470616-5463217?loc=http%3A//search-desc.ebay.com/earrings-cluster-dangle_W0QQfromZR10QQhtZ1QQsorecordstoskipZ50QQsotextsearchedZ2
Look at the listing that says “GENUINE ROSE QUARTZ DANGLE EARRINGS.” $9.99
It looks close to me (but hey, I’m a guy). It is hard to tell from the picture exactly the earrings are made of but this looks very close to me.
FYI – I’ve got a genealogy/eBay tutorial online where there is a “surprise” section where students fine-tune their eBay search skills. That surprise section is jewelry. The link is at:
http://genealogymethods.com/jewelry/
Stuff you do on search engines works great on eBay, but a lot of people don’t know that.
Maybe this will help you find what you want as well. Hope this helps…
😉 Robert
I love reading you! You make me laugh almost daily! Anyway, I’ve never left a comment but thought you could probably find something like those earrings on QVC.com. I can’t really tell what they look like from the pic but QVC has everything. Good luck!
Your eyes look like my cats’ eyes when they’ve spied something to pounce upon.
If you’ll give me details of what you remember about them (since the picture is distorted), I can probably make them for you.
Some of the things I’ve made are in this journal (http://www.livejournal.com/users/charms_by_april/), but I have pictures of a lot of more things that I’ve made. 🙂
I’d like to help.
You were stylin’ and profilin’ on the way home, weren’t you?
I won’t feel so silly the next time I have to do that. It is sort of scary to get home after your eyes have been dilated.
Robyn, I am so glad for you that your eyes are fine! Just two more to go. Best of luck to you!
I’m loving the bachelor this season, Jesse is quite the dish! I’m a jewelry designer, if you can send me a clearer pic of those earrings I may beable to make some for you if you’d like 🙂 Here’s my site! http://www.lindseyandray.com/ygd