08/12/2000

Speed checked by detection devices. No shit, really? I thought the police used their esp to figure out how fast everyone was going… Which reminds me – I drove to Maine and back, and didn’t get a ticket! Woohoo! Sign seen at rest stop: Don’t dump trash in ashtray "please". God, I hate that. Either use quotes correctly or don’t use them "at all", eh? I heard on the radio while going through Virginia that some time ago (a week? maybe more) a girl was driving on highway 81, and behind her, a man was tailgating. To get away from him, she went into the left lane, hit a large truck, and died. Now her family’s looking for the tailgater, hoping to press criminal charges, I guess. I don’t know about y’all, but even if I were trying to get away from a tailgater, I’d do that little glance over my left shoulder to make sure no one was there, first. So, I have a million emails, and I’m slowly making my way through them. I’ll get back to you, I promise! In fact, I think I’ll go do that now. It sure is good to be home! ]]>