* * * Only in Alabama would the fact that Texas A&M is pursuing Crimson Tide coach Dennis Franchione be considered “breaking news.” Every time Oprah went to commercial yesterday, the “Breaking News” logo started, and the newspeople came on to let us all know that Texas A&M had requested permission to talk to Franchione. Big fuckin’ whoop. I, personally, would consider that “No one gives a shit news.” (Close your email clients, you damn Crimson-heads. I know you lurrrve your football team and all, but really. Breaking news?)

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I think I’m in the process of winning a pre-lit Christmas tree on eBay. The biggest pain in the ass part of putting up the Christmas tree is putting on the lights, and I’m hoping to cut that step out. I’m all about the Holiday Laziness!]]>