5/5/06

“Hey, Boogie!” “What?” “I wanna dance!” “Motherfucker say WHAT? You wanna prance?” “Dance! I want to dance!” “You wanna go to France?” “NO, Boogie, not motherfucking go to France! I want to dance! I got the music in me, and I. MUST. DANCE!” You’ve got a cute way of talking You got the better of me Just snap your fingers and I’m walking Like a dog hanging on your lead “Go, Tommy!” I’m in a spin you know Shaking on a string you know You make me feel like dancing I’m gonna dance the night away You make me feel like dancing I’m gonna dance the night away You make feel like dancing I feel like dancing dancing – dance the night away “Oh, crap. I can’t resist motherfucking Leo Sayer!” I feel like dancing dancing ahhh Quarter to four in the morning I ain’t feeling tired no no no no no Just hold me tight and leave on the light Cause I don’t want to go home You put a spell on me I’m right where you want me to be You make me feel like dancing I want to dance the night away You make me feel like dancing I want to dance the night away You make feel like dancing I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away I feel like dancing dancing You take me higher I’m gonna catch on fire cause You make me feel like dancing I wanna dance the night away You make me feel like dancing I’m gonna dance my life away I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away You really slipped me a potion I can’t get off of the floor All this perpetual motion You gotta give me some more You gotta give me some more And if youll let me stay we’ll dance our lives away You make me feel like dancing I wanna dance my life away You make me feel like dancing I wanna dance my life away You make me feel like dancing I wanna dance my life away You make me feel like dancing I wanna dance my life away You make me feel like dancing I wanna dance my life away You make me feel like dancing I wanna dance my life away You make me feel like dancing I wanna dance my life away “Hey guys, where ya goin’? Let’s dance some more! I feel like DANCIN! Come on, guys, come back!”

* * * Previously 2005: Did you know you could use it to relieve muscle soreness, as a plant fertilizer, and as a laxative? 2004: Okay, girlfriend? Just how fucking stupid ARE you? 2003: No entry. 2002: No entry. 2001: No entry. 2000: God, please tell me when I was 19 I didn’t sound that much like an airhead…]]>