check it out here.
Next up: The spud’s room.
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As of today, I’ve been journaling for seven years. Who the hell knew it would go on this long? Happy journalversary to me – and thanks, all of you, for reading!
Now someone go buy me a hot pink Razr phone to celebrate.
(I KID. I should buy you all hot pink Razr phones to thank you for reading!)
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In lieu of a real entry today – since it’s getting late – I’m going to put up a faux entry, and tomorrow you’ll get the miles-long thousand-picture entry about the weekend, okay?
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![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-01.jpg)
After being rescued from the air register, where he was forced to breathe the dust and fumes from a less-than-clean house, Spiderman took a little while to relax and unwind.
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-02.jpg)
“Lady, you can suggest it all you want, but Spidey don’t clean. Spidey’s a CRIMEfighter, not a GRIMEfighter. Cleanin’ ain’t no fun! I’m bored. I’m going to go hunt down some crime, and fight it.”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-03.jpg)
“The only crime here is how good-lookin’ I am.”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-04.jpg)
“The only crime here is how fast that gum loses its flavor. But I can’t take on the Trident Corporation! I’m only one small spiderman!”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-05.jpg)
“The only crime here is how well that Goof Off stuff works!”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-06.jpg)
“The only crime here is how gorgeous that blue paint is! Uh.. oops. Need a little caulk here, Fred!”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-07.jpg)
“My spidey senses are tingling. There’s a fearsome beast around here somewhere, and I must find it!”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-08.jpg)
“It is! IT IS a fearsome beast! I thought the mythical Malevolent Madeleine was a myth, but here I see her, in her lair atop Momma Mountain!”
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“This is almost too easy! I’ve got her pinned down!”
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“Wait… she’s got my arm in some sort of superbeastly grip. I can’t get away from her! Not that I’d want to, being the superhero stud that I am. But if I did want to, I couldn’t get away from her!”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-11.jpg)
“She’s pulling me ever closer to the fearsome Jaw of Doom. If I were a mere mortal, I’d be terrified right now!”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-12.jpg)
“I… OWWW! NOT MY SPIDEY ARM!”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-13.jpg)
“Malevolent Madeleine, I beg mercy! Not my brain! I NEED MY BRAIN!”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-14.jpg)
“Brains… leaking… out my ears…”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-15.jpg)
“She’s got me on the ground! I cannot stand this torture much longer!”
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-16.jpg)
“Relent, fierce beast!”
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“NO! NOT MY HARBL!”
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Spidey is lain upon a bed of catnip where it is expected he will die slowly and painfully. But while Malevolent Madeleine’s attention is drawn elsewhere…
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-19.jpg)
Spiderman escapes.
![](http://love-and-hisses.com/images/LH/2006/10/2006-10-10-20.jpg)
“You beat me this time, Malevolent Madeleine, but it will not happen again. I WILL return and make you beg for mercy, you horrid, filthy, stinky, beastly feline!”
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Previously
2005: What I’m not going to miss is the rotten-egg gas Sugarbutt’s been suffering from lately.
2004: Off to Myrtle Beach.
2003: Instead, we should probably go for “Shizzle M. Andersizzle.”
2002: Why I journal.
2001: No entry.
2000: Okay, enough of that mushy crap.
1999: So. Welcome to my journal.]]>