darling, I adore your hair like that! It brings out your eyes and the beauty in your face, and every time I look at you, I can barely restrain myself from throwing you to the floor and making sweet love to you!", because personally you think you look kinda cute, but instead he squints at you and says "What? All piled up on your head? I guess it’s okay. I wouldn’t want you to go to the store like that or anything, but it’s okay when you’re slobbing around the house." ?