Luckily, we have a steam cleaner, which you can use to suck up such puddles. I ended up getting close to a gallon of water off the floor. And it was a nasty brown color, I’m sure from the dirtiness of the floor.

What can I say? I hate mopping!

I watched The Osbournes again last night, after kicking Fred off to bed in mid-sentence, practically. I’m continuing to love that show, but when Ozzy and Sharon were on the radio show talking about Ozzy taking Viagra? Um, EW. I don’t want to have to think about Ozzy having a boner, thankyouverymuch.

And I’m sure that Sharon’s freakout about Kelly’s tattoo was because she’s afraid it’s only the beginning, and by the age of 22, she’ll have ’em all over the place like Ozzy, but I have to say that the tattoo she did get (a small heart on her hip) was pretty cute.

If I got a tattoo, it’d be a smiley face on my hip.

I made Fred watch the first episode of The Shield with me ("SIT your ass down and watch for ten minutes, and if you don’t like it, you don’t have to watch the rest." He watched the rest), and he liked it so much he actually wants to watch the second episode, which came on at 9 and I taped. It’s rare that a show can surprise us as thoroughly as the end of the first episode did (we both thought that the whole season was going to center around the guy who played Kellerman on Homicide getting the goods on Mackey), and on the rare occasion that happens, it means the show’s always worth another look.

And Michael Chiklis? Oh, BAYBEE! He ain’t The Commish no more, that’s for sure.

Y’all, don’t forget – Survivor‘s on tonight, and according to the commercial I saw earlier, we do NOT want to miss the first ten minutes!

I don’t know how much I like having Survivor on Wednesdays instead of Thursdays – it just doesn’t seem right. It makes the first part of the week go by really fast, but the second part go by really slow, if that makes any sense at all. At least it’ll be a good TV night, with Survivor followed by The Amazing Race. And Felicity to tape and watch later!

Does life get any better? I think not.