“What?” “Whaaaaaaat? Why do you keep laughing at me?” “I know there was water over here somewhere once. It was delicious water and I drank it. But now it’s not here.” “Who IS that amazingly good-looking kitty in the mirror? I wonder if he’d like to play… ” “What the FUCK? That is my BUTT you’re sniffing. And it TICKLES.” “LEAVE MY BUTT ALONE OR I WILL SMACK YOU.” “Awww, let me at ‘er, Ma! I wasn’t going to hurt her TOO bad!” Seriously, I have no idea what the attraction is about the Bean’s ass, but all the other cats are always sniffing at it. I wonder if he’s got a wad of catnip up there or something.]]>