Happy 6th anniversary, you walnut-farting motherfucker. I love you, you goofy bastard! (And they said it’d never last).

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And how funny is it that no sooner did I answer a Smart and Sassy question about giving other people anniversary presents, saying Oh please, some people will use any damn excuse to expect gifts from other people. than my sister made and sent Fred and I an anniversary present?
No wonder about a month ago she was asking what year Fred and I got married. Thanks, Deb. You rock!
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