* * * A few months ago Fred worked out a little too hard, and he was having some muscle soreness. Being the nice wife that I am, I stopped by the drugstore and pick up a container of epsom salt. Last night after he went to bed, I was taking a bath – it gets cold in our house sometimes, and nothing warms you up like reading in a hot bath for half an hour or so – and I looked over at the back of the epsom salts. Apparently epsom salt is a miracle drug. Did you know you could use it to relieve muscle soreness, as a plant fertilizer, and as a laxative? I had no idea. I guess you really do learn something new every day, eh?

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It’s a day that ends in “y”, so clearly it’s time for another slapfight! ]]>